Five Ways To Eat A Resces Peanut Butter Cup

"There is no wrong way to eat a Resces"
You can eat it in the richest way.
With a plate, a fork, and a knife,
To eat like this would take many a day.

Or there’s the scraping of the chocolate brim.
Eat around the sticky middle,
With your two front choppers.
This may take only an hour.

And shorter yet is the burglary of the middle,
By stealing the circular center of the candy.
And then eating the luscious outer rim,
Could only take a matter of minutes.

By eating in a traditional way,
This delicious chocolate candy,
Can be eaten bite by bite,
With only a few moments wasted.

The fastest way to eat this candy,
Is to take two bites of the peanut butter filled chocolate.
The piggish way of gulping down
Would only take two seconds.

But remember, "There is no wrong way to eat a Resces."

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